Please pick only one post type!!

tranny-fragrance:

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper

kaogens:

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friends!!!!!

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greenlabcoat whispered:

JERBOA EVIL DEATH STRIKE

jame7t:

tsk, it wouldn’t be that strong, surel- AUUUGH

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

I’m looking through powerpoint templates for a class presentation and was absolutely blown away by this one. I don’t care what the topic is supposed to be, all of my future powerpoints have to have the Wizard

A powerpoint slide featuring a lineless graphic of a wizard with a white beard and staff standing on a rainbow cloud. he is wearing a flowing black robe with "stop homophobia" written on it, rainbow-patterned cape, rainbow-pattered pointed hat, and his staff has a large rainbow star on top. the background is purple with stars and text that reads "example title. your presentation starts here."ALT
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transparent gay rights wizard for all your transparent gay rights wizard needs

despazito:

despazito:

let’s create a designer dog vote for length:

muzzle

tail

legs

torso

ears

coat

i will render the dog each day (currently moving tho so i may miss one) to track its progress and because the current blind voting system is making results too tame

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he is still too normal

mantisblues:

when sufjan said “everything i feel returns to you somehow”…..im literally breathing into a bag girl

electricgnu:

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The fucking job market is abysmal

mod2amaryllis:

mod2amaryllis:

mod2amaryllis:

me in my family group chat:

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i really am pregnant btw

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