tranny-fragrance:

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper

kaogens:

friends!!!!!

jame7t:

tsk, it wouldn’t be that strong, surel- AUUUGH

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

I’m looking through powerpoint templates for a class presentation and was absolutely blown away by this one. I don’t care what the topic is supposed to be, all of my future powerpoints have to have the Wizard

ALT

transparent gay rights wizard for all your transparent gay rights wizard needs

despazito:

despazito:

let’s create a designer dog vote for length:

muzzle

tail

legs

torso

ears

coat

i will render the dog each day (currently moving tho so i may miss one) to track its progress and because the current blind voting system is making results too tame

he is still too normal

unbearable-lightness-of-ink:

hey I want to see something

take this quiz (https://dlcincluded.github.io/MQ/) and then tell me about your score.

• if you’re autistic plus another overlapping type of neurodivergent, choose the autistic option. self diagnoses are valid.
• choose other neurodivergent if you are neurodivergent but not autistic. again, self diagnoses are valid.

What’s your score and are you autistic?

Score above 200 (I’m autistic)

Score above 200 (I’m neurodivergent but not autistic)

Score above 200 (I’m neurotypical)

Score from 135 to 200 (I’m autistic)

Score from 135 to 200 (I’m neurodivergent but not autistic)

Score from 135 to 200 (I’m neurotypical)

Score from 75 to 135 (I’m autistic)

Score from 75 to 135 (I’m neurodivergent but not autistic)

Score from 75 to 135 (I’m neurotypical)

Score below 75 (I’m autistic)

Score below 75 (I’m neurodivergent but not autistic)

Score below 75 (I’m neurotypical)

check out the monotropism theory of autism (https://monotropism.org/)

mantisblues:

when sufjan said “everything i feel returns to you somehow”…..im literally breathing into a bag girl

electricgnu:

The fucking job market is abysmal

mod2amaryllis:

mod2amaryllis:

mod2amaryllis:

me in my family group chat:

i really am pregnant btw

bearotonin-international:

sirprplsnail:

paddingtonicon:

@bearotonin-international

but have you seen